raggedyanndy:

D.A.R.E. was full of shit. No one ever pressured me to do drugs. They just pressured me to sit like a lady and be hetero.

oreimo:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

I’m so glad my professor gives breaks in my class because the girl I’m sitting next to smells like thawing minced beef and if I hadn’t gotten some fresh air I would have choked to death

Fuck her raise ur hand tell professor u can’t learn shit the beef smell fukin up ya cranium brainal vertex cords roast her in front the whole class

frick-n-furter:

WE DID THE MASH

*KICKS THROUGH YOUR DOOR*

WE DID THE MONSTER MASH

*BACKFLIPS INTO YOUR LIVING ROOM*

THE MONSTER MASH

*BREAKS ALL OF YOUR WINDOWS*

IT WAS A GRAVEYARD SMASH


-peachtea-:

redribbonpresents:

When I spoke to Phineas he said he wished he had a coffee badge to give to Brewster. Someone please make that adorable scenario happen with some art.

ok


trust:

"all girls dress the same"

f-ili:

tothless:

in about 4 months we get to know if fili or kili dies first

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riddlersgammon:

that time of year is approaching

scary lawn decorations

terrifying tv programs

people in costumes going door to door

election season


mamalaz:

Harry Potter bloopers 

(Dumbledore’s obviously been visiting Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes)

0ffic3cha1r:

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

Get married

milkattack:

when u think yr drawing looks great but then u flip the canvas

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amovible:

margaerypendragons:

I NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW A 15 YEAR OLD LOOKS OLDER THAN A FUCKING 23 YEAR OLD

I can’t tell which one you’re talking about.

"Everything is temporary."
- 3 words that completely changed my life once I fully accepted them (via conflictingheart)